Hello from the land down under!

Hey mates and mate-ettes!!  Im new to this site, my name is Nigel, and yes I am part aborigine!! Heh, knew you all would ask at some point! I raise chicklets (read my profile) around the Sydney area, and I sell em off to locals when they get to old. I just cant stand chickens, they're so hideous, those gobblers and everything, yuck! I love my little chicklets though, they are adorabbbbleee, and they help me to get the ladies to boot (and Im talkin a welly boot here hehehe!), yup, the ladies just love a guy with chicks, ironic huh, yeah I know hehehe! Well, anyhow, I've been hearing some stories and seeing some sites, some colourful sites to say the least!!! I was hearing that some of the locals werent exactly eating my chickens, they were moreso... well having intercourse with them, at least a couple of kiddies are supposed to be at least!!! You better believe I was shocked when I heard this, but you should have seen how even more shocked I was when I saw it happening, it was a shock to see, ya see!!!! Well, what I saw was a few kiddies, like I said, and they were around a fire and they were takin turns at it! I mean I know kids do some stupid shite, but knockin boots (and I mean WELLY BOOTS hehe) with a chicken!!!?!?! Well I couldnt yell at em, cause it wasnt any of my right to tell them what to do, or so I think, what do you think eh? Let me know!?