Greetings from the dark side.

I'm writing you today form Tishomingo, Oklahoma, a small town in the Southern part of the Sooner state. Oddly enough, chickens are not allowed here, I'll see about getting the exact ordinance for you latter. Several of us are working to gather signatures for a petition to allow small stock, especially chickens, back into our community. There has been some rumor of fringe elements sneaking contraband chickens, rabbits and even goat into city limits. We hope our pleas to the city council are heard before cattle are smuggled in.

Matthew L. Cravatt