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Chicken Names for the Chicken Lover!!

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I have compiled a list of names for your chickens, hens, roosters, and other feathered friends. I have done so, as I feel chickens are deserving of their own unique moniker. Indeed, I believe it is time we stop imposing our white man names upon them and let them get their own WHITE MEAT names!!! With laughs and love, here is the list: Coo Clucks Clan (for your chicken coop?)---Hen Without Hats (another coop?)---Chick James (BITCH!)---Chick Clark (HAPPY NEW YEAR!!)---Chicko Suave (too fruity?)---Chickey Mouse (need I say more?)---Cluck and Cover (another coop???????)---Cluckminster Fuller (wheres my geodesic egg!?!?!)---Chick Astley (never gonna cluck you up!!)---Feather Locklear (!!!HOT STUFF!!!)---Heniffer Dove Hewitt (if your chicken mates with a dove???)---Eggy Pop (COCK N ROLL!!!!)---Glenn Beak (not suitable for the liberal coop)---Twin Beaks (one more coop!?!?!)---Gregory Peck (hope he doesnt kill my birds!!!)---The Beak Shall Inherit the Earth (write this on your coop or front door)---Bantam and Robin (if your chicken mates with a robin???)---Eggsistentialism (which came first: CHICKEN OR THE EGG!?!)---Malcolm EGGS (by any pecks necessary)---Punky Rooster (thats a throwback!!)---Guru CluckClack (SIKH WITH A BEAK!!)---Simon Fowl (I hate hearing him cluck!)---French Silkie (if your chicken mates with a frenchman)---Mike Tyson Chicken (IMA BITE YO WING OFF!)---Johnny Cock'ran (if the beak fits, you must acquit!)---Sean Henn (Fast Times at Ridgemont Coop!!!)---The Featherlands (like the country! DUH!)---Belarooster (he aint no commie!!)---Van Halehen (he rocks out with his cock out!)---Hen in Black (you didnt see a beak!)---Henny Krevitz (!!!!!SEXY!!!!!)---Moby Chick (thar she clucks!!!)---C. Thomas Fowl (that chicken is one hell of an actor!)---DMPECKS (bout to peck your lights out!!)---Chickeny Rogers (The Gambler)---Chickeny G (SAXMAN!)---Chicko Debarge (can you feel the rhythm of the coop???)---Coop Dogg (eat feed everyday!!)---Coop Nazi (NO COOP FOR YOU!)---Calvin Coopidge (what a boring president)---Elhen Deheneres (what a funny bird!)---Chickenny Chesny (country fried music!)---Alice Cooper  (thats one scarrrryyyy chicken!!!)---Alex Tripeck (the answer is: CLUCK CLUCK!)---Well thats it for now, but hit me up with some FEED back (like the shit chickens eat!)

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CoolYou have way-------------------------too much time on your hands,, but thanks for the thoughts...I like singer names too.... Alice Cooper hahahaha. You have made my day.

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thats to funny lol

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